FUCK YOU. If I could be taller or shorter than I am now - I'd rather be shorter. Yeah, I said it: SHORTER.
I could fit into a Ferrari or a Porsche or a Miata. A fucking MIATA.
Shorter, thank you.
Why? Because I like to drive cars. Cars are made for shorter people.
If I wanted to be a rapper, I'd want to be black.
If I wanted to be a gymnist, I'd want to be a woman.
If I wanted to do motivational speaking, I'd be handicapped.
And you know what - I want to drive cars - ALL CARS - so I want to be shorter. Fuck anyone who doubts me.